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pretty creative. and so darn useful too!
flush britney spears.
* Tuesday, March 28, 2000 11:20 a.m.
commentary on what's true? true.
you seen the superfriends rendition of the budweiser "TRUE" commercial, haven't you? well, according to this, "it's the head nod, the grip, the brotherman hug with a tightfisted pound for heightened punctuation." sort of like the "hip-hop smoothed out on the r&b with the pop feel appeal to it." yeh money, i just made a bell biv devoe reference. yo slick, blow. you never trust a big butt and a smile.
* Tuesday, March 14, 2000 03:43 p.m.
tupac shakur's autopsy photo.
yes. i know it's crazy old.
* Friday, March 10, 2000 12:24 p.m.
porn star or my little pony?
i was just talking about toy designers being subliminal with jonathan, and thought this would seriously mess some kids up. admittedly, i collected my little ponies but... i didn't know the names all that well.
* Friday, March 10, 2000 11:12 a.m.
have you ever wanted to take over your friend's computer?
now you can.
* Friday, January 14, 2000 02:23 p.m.
a totally hardcore parody of the matrix.
if you get and decipher this whole entire thing, you're a big, effing nerd. hell... *i* did.
* Wednesday, January 12, 2000 06:32 p.m.
guitar geek
this homepage rocks harder than a magic kiss. if you're a guitar gear dork like i am, you'll go to this site you find out how to rig your rig to sound like the greats. you pick from the style of music and they tell you how the axe's rig is all set-up to give you that big chunky sound. from the guitars, to the pedals, to the mutha-amps. my favorite? rigging up my ass to sound like j. robbins from burning airlines (& jawbox). t'is truly phat.
* Monday, December 13, 1999 02:11 p.m.
ahh, the wonders of modern technology...
remember "see U - see ME?" this is a different, more pleasurable version... ha. notcie no human beings are used in the stimulation... *ahem!*... i mean, SIMULATION.
* Thursday, November 18, 1999 01:39 p.m.
i wanna have a wu-tang clan name too!
this needs no explanation. my wu-tang name is "Detective Ventriloquist." my little brother got: "Furtive Ventriloquist." this page is really weird.
* Friday, November 12, 1999 11:37 a.m.
flying!
i have this thing for flying.
* Friday, November 12, 1999 10:02 a.m.
learn how to skank!
skanking is fun, and i suppose it pays well too. i mean, HEY! look at gwen stefani... just kidding.
* Wednesday, November 10, 1999 01:57 p.m.
bubble wrap! wow, it's hours of action-packed fun!
i was the kid who stomped on bubble wrap and jumped up and down on it. as a matter of fact, i still do. when i order something from amazon.com i have it delivered to my office and a *STILL* stomp on it. it's a gleeful act, i must admit.
* Monday, November 1, 1999 03:18 p.m.
Beauty to the Highest Bidder.
This site is really sick. Basically, models' sperm and eggs are auctioned off so people can buy them. Is it genetic engineering or a hoax? I think it's a hoax. The guys that does this site used to work at Playboy. Notice all the models are white and that the highest bids went for eggs from the woman with the largest breasts. My friend Brett noticed that they didn't list the IQ's of these people either. HRRMMMM! I wonder why.
* Tuesday, October 26, 1999 11:35 a.m.
The Editing Room: Abridged Scripts for Movies
"The Editing Room is a web site devoted to bringing movie buffs around the world completely innacurate, short scripts of movies. No time to see the latest hollywood blockbuster? Want to know what to expect before you see a movie? Want to read a mockery of some movie you hated? Have a few minutes to kill?" Ever wonder what you missed in a movie? So do I, basically because I don't have that much of a life and can't find the time to go out and see them. My favorites are the scripts for Back To The Future, The Phantom Menace and The Matrix. Damn, why didn't *I* come up with this idea? This guy's a freakin' genius.
* Monday, October 25, 1999 05:37 p.m.
you can have it all... my empire of dirt...
hey kids! now you can dress up nine inch nails' trent reznor in that sooper-cool gothic-industrial gear you remember from 1992! woo! fun fun fun till daddy takes the t-bird away! special props to mikey for sending this beyotch over my way...
* Thursday, October 21, 1999 06:25 p.m.
booze that pokemon!
another one of my little brother's brain-children. it's amazing what too much time on your hands, nudity, and a lot of alcohol can do.
* Thursday, October 21, 1999 12:52 p.m.
the lost souls pawnshop.
more internet advertising, but i completely fell for it. "i have the soul of your long lost lover." who could pass that up? so i did it. apparently, it was more interesting than i thought it would be. so i had two of my friends vouch for my identity and it told me what i was in a previous life. interesting, to say the least. the warning? you have to have flash capabilities to do it.
* Tuesday, October 19, 1999 12:15 a.m.
fairly suggestive advertising.
mah homie at work sent this link to me. it kind of figures that when you work in internet advertising all day, this would be the closest thing you'd get to knockin' tha boots. i have this theory that the the more you stare at a monitor, the monitor gives off these gamma rays that kill sperm and eggs with every minute that you stare at the screen. they penetrate through the eyes and infiltrate your body. nasty. OR perhaps a get method of birth control. but besides the point, after all, you can't get diseases that make your parts fall off through a monitor.
* Tuesday, October 19, 1999 12:03 a.m.
the myers-briggs test.
i took the myers-briggs personality test only 3 times in my life, each separated by 4 to 5 years. the first time i took it, i was 14 and just about to go into high school. i got the personality of INTP. the second time i took it, it was an assignment the first month of my senior year of high school, and it seemed i became more extroverted and got ENTP. so, the last time i took it, it was last year, and i got ENFP, which indicates i became more more of a empathetic person than a logical person. take the test and see for yourself what *you* are.
* Friday, October 15, 1999 07:44 p.m.
"lovestory" by james paterson.
my most favorite flash animation of all time. beautiful, beautiful.
* Friday, October 15, 1999 06:30 p.m.
old macdonald had a mullet... e, i, e, i, o.
the world of internet advertising. i work in a company where everyone i know is about a year younger than me, or 3 to 4 years older. once in a while, we stumble upon these links in the middle of a workday and break out laughing for about 20 minutes. today's destination of choice on the worldwide web??? the north american mullet page, which is a chockful of those mulletheads that you enjoy and love. from the country singer mullet, to the macgyver mullet, duran duran mullet, def leppard mullet, the hockey and wrestling mullets, to the john stamos mullet... there's a plethora of pix to prove that they've got them all. pee-in-your-pants funny? kind of. essential reading? yes.
the mullet is also known as the "schlong" haircut (pacific northwest dialect) to the or the "hockey player" haircut (new england dialect). it is, however, best represented by modern-day country male vocalists (often accompanied by guitar). lost? go there. seriously!
* Friday, October 15, 1999 05:56 p.m.
a lifestyle of being impaired: an audio/visual journal of the clinically depressed.
above is how my little brother describes his site. it used to say "a super-moody, super-pretentious, self-righteous montage of comparative bullshit," but he switched it. i like my little brother.
gil is 2 years younger than me and goes to school at umass amherst. strangely, he is not a fan of the pixies. but alas, this is not my problem. he constantly makes my life miserable, fucks up constantly and gets away with it, steals from me, gives me a complex, and takes my money. regardless of that, needless to say, i love the kid because he's the only sibling i've got.
but why is this little asshole so "depressed?" what the fuck is his problem? i never beat him when he was smaller than me. (yeah, right.)
but i promise you that he will make you laugh your fucking ass off. and i swear that is a promise.
sorry gil, i gots tha brains. you got the humor. tough shit. deal.
* Thursday, October 14, 1999 12:20 a.m.
look here, you chickenhead!!!
i wish i had been genius enough to register aforementioned domain name, but i didn't. apparently, even though i work on the internet all_day_long, it's quite miraculous how i didn't stumble upon this site sooner. it seems many of my colleaugues have been reading it religiously along with the onion. but dammit, i practically live in a hole. in an effort to keep this particular page "pg", lemme just say it's hella funny and you should see it for yourself. other than that, i should mention that this weekend's highlights included going through all of the archived flash files with two of my friends, at none other than stickdeath.com (on a quirky 56.6 connection, mind you). i found it amusing for a surprising 30 minutes, and then i just felt obligated to hit every single link at the site just because i had gotten so far. feh!!! another thing... many people ask me what exactly a chickenhead is, so here's the big secret: it's a way to describe a hoochie-mama. just think of the motion a chicken's head makes, and you'll get the idea. o wellz. so much for "pg."
* Tuesday, October 12, 1999 11:59 p.m.
webpitarama
woo hoo! this is my web pita. i dunno why i decided to play around with this utility, but i quite like it. i think i'll play with it more often since everyone keeps harping on the fact that i've had no new content for like, eons and eons. well, that's okay. maybe i'll tire of it like i do my own webpage. what a chore. maybe if i were in college right now, i'd have the time to do this all. anyway, it's way past my bedtime. i'm a corporate whorebag now. *snooze*
* Thursday, October 7, 1999 11:59pm
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